There was once the ERAP jokes, then came the Alma-isms and Melanie-isms... Over the past year, we have been witnessing and hearing our good friend, PMau, share his quirks about people, places and anything that tickled his fancy.. So we thought maybe it's time that we come up with our very own PMau-ism list - the wackiest, craziest and unforgettable lines and names that has PMau stamped all over them...
1. JAY MOLINA - the actor recently arrested for joking that has a bomb while he was inside an airplane. He was Joyce Jimenez's ex-bf and starred with Kris Aquino in Mano Po and Feng Shui.
2. MISTER FRIES - McDonald's curly fries.
3. ACE - Barbie/Noodles' son (Barbie/Noodles by the way is Bubbles, and she actually named her son Ice)
4. The new restaurant chains series:
- GO DONUTS- aka Go Nuts Donuts
- GO LOOPS - a combination of HOT LOOPS and GO NUTS Donuts
- YIN-YANG - isn't this Chinese restaurant supposed to be San-Yang?
- CITY WAFFLES - a Heaven and Eggs competitor once owned by Bert Nievera
- TOKYO BOY - did Tokyo Tokyo and Teriyaki Boy merge recently?
- MAMAs AND TINAs - the bakery cafe along C5 which serves the best sausage rolls, wait... or is this some sort of Mamas and Papas breakaway group?
5. The Bible was written by CHUCK SWINDOLL
6. JOLINA JONES - starred in TOMB RAIDER; the daughter of Jon Voight; the cool momma of Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh and Pax
7. Calling a man, a fellow GCFer and lomographer, named MILKO, MILKY! Bakit nga naman kasi pinangalanan sya ng ganun? Very dairy.
8. UMA TAYLOR - Hollywood Actress who starred in Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction
9. FARPUCCINO - Starbucks' signature drinks!
10. COFFEE LEAF - Starbucks' competitor and I must say they serve the best chai latte (who knows, they might even make their own concoction of coffee leaf farpuccino... you'll never know!)
11. BEYONEE - a member of Destiny's Child and coined the term 'bootylicious'; also starred in Austin Powers, Dreamgirls and Pink Panther
12. KABUTI - a traditional form of Japanese theater where the actors are heavily made up with pale to almost-white makeup (though wikipedia listed this as Kabuki)
13. Former PBB Housemates:
- SAM MELVIN - the hunk housemate from Pinoy Big Brother Season 1
- BLANCA GONZALES - from the PBB Celebrity Edition
14. ANIK FLUX - a movie starring Charlize Theron based on the popular MTV animation series.
15. 23 - a hit TV series starring Kiefer Sutherland
16. SAVIORville - the subdivision in Loyola Heights near Ateneo and Miriam College
17. SHELLFOOD - crabs, clams, oysters, lobsters....
18. MODESTA - the subdivision near Cinco Hermanos in Marikina. All along I thought it was Monte Vista. Hmmmm...
19. YEAR of the SCORPION - if you're born in November 1980, you must've been born under this sign(?)
20. TONTON FISH - not-so-bright fish served at Soms Noodle House
21. VERANDRA - yung parang terrace, yung parang balcony :)
22. EIGHT WAVES - kung nasaan ang Starbucks Coffee sa Marikina.. wait, isn't it Blue Wave?
23. ONE MILLION BABY - award-winning movie directed by Clint Eastwood and starring Hillary Swank, Morgan Freeman and Clint Eastwood.
24. MAYA-MAYA - mga ibong nakatayo sa electric wire sa Zambo...hmmm...sounds fishy to me...
25. SABIT-PUSA - ang tawag sa taong hindi pa "official" na kasali sa isang laro or grupo.
26. CLAUDIO - ang apelyido ng isa sa mga hosts ng Unang Hirit at newscaster ng Saksi
27. I WANNA BE A MACHO DANCER (to the tune of Another One Bites The Dust) - isang kantang pinasikat ni Freddie Mercury at ng bandang Queen na isinalin ni Bitoy sa tagalog (May Isa Na Namang Kumagat sa Alikabok)...
28. BECHA - ang kapareha ni Popoy sa pelikulang One More Chance
29. TRUST IN GOD Bldg - ang gusali sa tapat ng GCF Ortigas na balita ko ay City & Land Megaplaza ang tunay na pangalan.
Feel free to leave your PMau-isms thru the comments thingy below and I'll be glad to add them to the list. 
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